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What kind of asshole are you?

Answering a few questions reveals your primary motivational driver, career aptitude, ideal life journey,  and other important insights.
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We're assholes but not the kind that collect your quiz data or make you give us your email. Quiz results are just for you.

Think you are not the asshole your quiz results claim? Take the quiz again, and this time, for any answer that is not immediately obvious to you, pick the answer that most satisfies your ego (as if no one is watching).

​The quiz is a safe space for assholes. We don't sell your data to trolls or even collect it.

Just because you work on not being a particular type of asshole doesn't mean instincts and behaviors are no longer in your nature, only that you have more self-control than you used to, which is respectable. Also, secondary asshole types may play a bigger role depending on your mood when you take the quiz or depending on the assholes you're sharing space with at any given moment.

If you end up with the same profile on your second attempt and you still don't agree with it, perhaps lying to yourself has worked well for you so far ─  why change that now?

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​For each asshole type, the book reveals phrases that identify their sign, triggers and fixes, best love match, wine pairings, and relationship dynamics to help you win over assholes and navigate the zodiac like a wizard.
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