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Everyone Is One

After an enlightening night of craft cocktails, we came to the conclusion that the trick to fully appreciating others was to define what kind of asshole they were.

You are the hero of your own story with struggles and joys and moments of greatness. You are also an asshole.
 The parts of our personalities that offend some people are deeply linked to the natural instincts that make us good at whatever we're good at.
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Most people will have at least one secondary asshole type, working to balance or add flair to their primary type, and this makes for many unique profiles and behaviors.

​After reviewing the nuances of your own asshole profile, it's much easier to view other assholes holistically, anticipate their responses, and take  everyone else a little less seriously.

​Our aim is to heal the world, one asshole at a time.

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