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Dive deeper into the asshole personality profiles.

​For each asshole type, the book reveals phrases that identify their sign, triggers and fixes, best love match, wine pairings, and relationship dynamics to help you win over assholes and navigate the zodiac like a wizard.

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T E S T I M O N I A L S

I see myself, and I like it

When they used to call me an asshole, I'd get mad, like really mad. Crap like that would bother me for days. Now I just smile and say, "Yes, of course I am! What kind of asshole are you?" Because I know whatever their asshole profile is, mine is way better.

- A Boastful Asshole